boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

swarleyu:

emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care

swarleyu:

emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care

bemusedlybespectacled:

an-endless-string:

Catching Fire Deleted Scenes: FINNICK TIES KNOT SC 119

"…the best knot to know in the arena."

WHY WOULD YOU DELETE THAT. IT SHOWS HES MORE THAN AN ASSHOLE.

NO IT’S BETTER THAN THAT BECAUSE SHE USES THAT KNOT TO HANG SENECA CRANE’S EFFIGY

obsessedwitheridanampora:

insertcoolpunhere:

emmasdisneyworld:

twins

WAIT

WHAT

wait a second

didnt all the guardians have lives before they became guardians????

timetrabble:

Time Trabble - Illusion [x]
Time Trabble by Mikey Heller [webcomic | website | tumblr | twitter]

timetrabble:

Time Trabble - Illusion [x]

Time Trabble by Mikey Heller
[webcomic | website | tumblr | twitter]

kateordie:

dilettantepickle:

thenovl:

You know when you read something and you have to stop every other page because you want to read it out loud to the person sitting next to you?
This is like that. Only you’re the person sitting next to us and we can’t read it out loud because this book doesn’t come out until January!
Grrr. C’est la vie.
Holly Black’s The Darkest Part of the Forest marks her triumphant return to her faerie roots, and will be out January 13, 2015. Until then here’s a taste:

Children can have a cruel, absolute sense of justice. Children can kill a monster and feel quite proud of themselves. A girl can look at her brother and believe they’re destined to be a knight and a bard who battle evil. She can believe she’s found the thing she’s been made for.
Hazel lives with her brother, Ben, in the strange town of Fairfold where humans and fae exist side by side. The faeries’ seemingly harmless magic attracts tourists, but Hazel knows how dangerous they can be, and she knows how to stop them. Or she did, once.
At the center of it all, there is a glass coffin in the woods. It rests right on the ground and in it sleeps a boy with horns on his head and ears as pointed as knives. Hazel and Ben were both in love with him as children. The boy has slept there for generations, never waking.
Until one day, he does…
As the world turns upside down, Hazel tries to remember her years pretending to be a knight. But swept up in new love, shifting loyalties, and the fresh sting of betrayal, will it be enough?

And this cover! Beautiful, right?


LORDY LORDY THIS IS GORGEOUS

I want… This…

kateordie:

dilettantepickle:

thenovl:

You know when you read something and you have to stop every other page because you want to read it out loud to the person sitting next to you?

This is like that. Only you’re the person sitting next to us and we can’t read it out loud because this book doesn’t come out until January!

Grrr. C’est la vie.

Holly Black’s The Darkest Part of the Forest marks her triumphant return to her faerie roots, and will be out January 13, 2015. Until then here’s a taste:

Children can have a cruel, absolute sense of justice. Children can kill a monster and feel quite proud of themselves. A girl can look at her brother and believe they’re destined to be a knight and a bard who battle evil. She can believe she’s found the thing she’s been made for.

Hazel lives with her brother, Ben, in the strange town of Fairfold where humans and fae exist side by side. The faeries’ seemingly harmless magic attracts tourists, but Hazel knows how dangerous they can be, and she knows how to stop them. Or she did, once.

At the center of it all, there is a glass coffin in the woods. It rests right on the ground and in it sleeps a boy with horns on his head and ears as pointed as knives. Hazel and Ben were both in love with him as children. The boy has slept there for generations, never waking.

Until one day, he does…

As the world turns upside down, Hazel tries to remember her years pretending to be a knight. But swept up in new love, shifting loyalties, and the fresh sting of betrayal, will it be enough?

And this cover! Beautiful, right?

LORDY LORDY THIS IS GORGEOUS

I want… This…

paigalynn95:

Sometimes I don’t think this cast is real.

theifoflight:

OH MY GOD IM GOING TO DIE THIS IS SO CUTE

rift-in-the-warp:

shadrachmaeckakshadestar:

buymypepsimax:

When you say the English title of an anime and someone condescendingly corrects you with the Japanese title.

image

 

It’s even better when they mispronounce it.

Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.